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Wooden Spoon Survivor Morale Patch

Wooden Spoon Survivor Morale Patch

Morale Patch

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Wooden Spoon Survivor

Morale patch

2x3" Custom hook and loop Patch

Introducing's "Wooden Spoon Survivor" hook and loop Morale Patch – a hilarious homage to those who have survived the kitchen chaos armed with nothing but a trusty wooden spoon and a sprinkle of humor!

Crafted with a pinch of cheekiness and a dollop of culinary pride, this patch proudly displays a wooden spoon with the words "Wooden Spoon Survivor." It's a whimsical nod to the kitchen warriors who have endured culinary mishaps, burnt meals, and maybe even a few childhood memories involving wooden spoon discipline.

Attach this patch to your apron, chef's jacket, or any kitchen gear that needs a touch of culinary charm. Let it serve as a badge of honor that celebrates your resilience in the face of unruly ingredients, culinary disasters, and the occasional run-in with childhood memories.

Perfect for chefs, home cooks, and anyone who appreciates the humor in the kitchen, the "Wooden Spoon Survivor" hook and loop Morale Patch is sure to spark conversations and shared laughter among fellow food enthusiasts. Wear it proudly and watch as fellow survivors of the wooden spoon era nod in recognition, share their own kitchen mishaps, and applaud your ability to rise above the chaos.

Now, we must clarify – this patch won't turn you into a master chef or grant you immunity from cooking disasters. It's simply a delightful reminder to embrace the imperfect moments, find the humor in culinary adventures, and continue cooking with a sprinkle of resilience and laughter.

So, if you've ever endured the sting of a wooden spoon, danced with kitchen disasters, and emerged victorious with a sense of humor intact, the "Wooden Spoon Survivor" hook and loop Morale Patch is your culinary companion. Grab one today from and wear your kitchen triumphs with pride, a dash of humor, and a side of laughter.

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Hand Printed in the USA!

Awesome Photo quality detail not possible with embroidery

  • Hi Resolution, Unlimited Colors, Smooth gradients
  • No connecting threads between words
  • No threads to fray

Durable because image is permanently dyed into the patch
Feel free to wash them off if they get dirty!

Hook and Loop Backed to stick to tactical caps, backpacks, gear etc!

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