{"product_id":"coffee-morale-patch","title":"Coffee First Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCoffee First Morale Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is the official field correction to every safety sign that got its priorities backward. Bold yellow-and-black hazard-stripe borders frame a dark navy background where \u003cstrong\u003e\"SAFETY\"\u003c\/strong\u003e has been decisively struck through in red and \u003cstrong\u003e\"COFFEE\"\u003c\/strong\u003e scrawled above it in graffiti-style red lettering. \u003cstrong\u003e\"FIRST\"\u003c\/strong\u003e stays bold in yellow — because the amendment stands, and it is non-negotiable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're slapping it on your range bag, work bag, plate carrier, hard hat strap, or favorite operator cap, this patch communicates everything your coworkers, squadmates, and bystanders need to know before approaching you in the morning. It's the kind of patch that gets a knowing nod from every electrician, ironworker, first responder, veteran, and caffeine-dependent human who sees it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2 inches x 3 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBacking:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hook and loop (loop\/soft side) — attaches to any hook-compatible surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dye-sublimation — inks bonded into the fabric, not printed on top\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fully machine washable; will never fade, crack, or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProfile:\u003c\/strong\u003e Low and flexible — lays flat, unlike bulky PVC patches\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Original artwork, professionally printed and hand-finished in High Point, NC, USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis patch makes a perfect gift for the construction worker, plumber, nurse, soldier, or office survivor who absolutely cannot be held accountable for anything that happens before cup number one. It's a great coworker gift, Secret Santa pick, or just a long-overdue addition to your own kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and made by RedheadedTshirts — a small family business in North Carolina committed to original artwork and American-made quality. Explore everything we make at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redheadedtshirts.com\"\u003eRedheadedTshirts.com\u003c\/a\u003e, and check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redheadedtshirts.com\/collections\/new-patches-1\"\u003enewest patch designs\u003c\/a\u003e to see what just dropped.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redheaded T Shirts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45681826169086,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2097\/3781\/files\/WEBCoffeeFirstMoralepatch_1.jpg?v=1784765593","url":"https:\/\/redheadedtshirts.com\/products\/coffee-morale-patch","provider":"Redheaded Productions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}