{"product_id":"overencumbered-morale-patch-1x4","title":"Overencumbered Morale Patch 1x4","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby. You are over-encumbered and cannot run.\u003c\/strong\u003e Yeah. We've all been there. The \u003cstrong\u003eOverencumbered Morale Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is your official badge of honor for every Skyrim dungeon cleared, every Fallout wasteland looted, and every open-world RPG inventory crisis you refused to resolve by dropping anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design says it all: bold yellow \u003cstrong\u003eOVERENCUMBERED\u003c\/strong\u003e text blazes across a black background, with a tiny pixelated armored adventurer hunched under the crushing weight of everything they couldn't leave behind. It's a 1-inch by 4-inch name-tape strip — the perfect size for a chest rig, range bag MOLLE panel, backpack, or tactical hat — and it attaches via hook and loop (loop side) backing so you can move it between gear as fast as you can (not very fast, you're overencumbered).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is original artwork designed by our small family team and dye-sublimation printed right here in the USA for vivid, fade-resistant color that won't crack, peel, or quit on you — unlike your character's ability to sprint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 inch x 4 inches (name-tape strip format)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBacking:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hook and loop (loop side) — sticks to any hook-side morale panel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dye-sublimation — rich, fade-resistant, no cracking or peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e by a small family business in High Point, NC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOriginal artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e — not a mass-produced import\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for the Skyrim hoarder, the Fallout packrat, the tabletop RPG loot goblin, or the tactical gear collector who appreciates humor as much as function. Basically, if they've ever stood motionless in a game world doing inventory math, they need this patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind more original designs at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redheadedtshirts.com\"\u003eRedheadedTshirts.com\u003c\/a\u003e, and check out what we've been cooking in our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redheadedtshirts.com\/collections\/new-patches-1\"\u003enewest patch drops\u003c\/a\u003e — fresh designs added regularly for gamers, tacticians, and everyone in between.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redheaded T Shirts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48534403252478,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2097\/3781\/files\/WEBOverencumberedmoralepatch.jpg?v=1783287496","url":"https:\/\/redheadedtshirts.com\/products\/overencumbered-morale-patch-1x4","provider":"Redheaded Productions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}