{"product_id":"you-might-be-drunk-morale-patch","title":"You Might Be Drunk Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe text is \u003cem\u003esupposed\u003c\/em\u003e to look blurry. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eYou Might Be Drunk Morale Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e features bold white block lettering with a ghosted double-vision blur effect — because nothing communicates the message quite like making the message itself look like you've had a few. Sober people will squint. Drunk people will point and go \u003cem\u003e\"wait... is that...\"\u003c\/em\u003e Yes. Yes it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSlap it on your range bag, plate carrier, tactical pack, jacket, or hat and let it do the talking. The loop-side hook-and-loop backing attaches to any hook-side surface, so your gear finally has a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal artwork — you won't find this design anywhere else\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDye-sublimation printed for vivid, fade-resistant color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWon't crack, peel, or wash out — fully machine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLow-profile fabric construction (no bulky PVC)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 inches x 3 inches — standard morale patch size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoop-side hook-and-loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and hand-finished in High Point, NC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMakes a perfect gift for the beer lover, whiskey enthusiast, bar crawl regular, tailgate legend, or anyone in your crew who has ever needed this particular reminder. White elephant gold. Bachelor party essential. General life advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're a small family-run business in North Carolina, and every patch we make is original art printed with care. Check out the rest of our lineup at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redheadedtshirts.com\"\u003eRedheadedTshirts.com\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse our freshest drops in the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/redheadedtshirts.com\/collections\/new-patches-1\"\u003enew patches collection\u003c\/a\u003e. There's something for everyone — and now there's definitely something for whoever needs this patch most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Redheaded T Shirts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48707036545278,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2097\/3781\/files\/WEBYouMightBeDrunkMoralePatch_e151bcab-7b4e-4402-a014-e1f202a3c805.jpg?v=1786389313","url":"https:\/\/redheadedtshirts.com\/products\/you-might-be-drunk-morale-patch","provider":"Redheaded Productions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}