Coffee Runs Right Through Me Morale Patch

Coffee Runs Right Through Me Morale Patch

You sit down with that first cup. You take one sip. And then you know. This 2x3 inch morale patch tells that story with zero shame — a silhouette of a man drinking coffee with it flowing directly out his rear end. Relatable. Hilarious. Wearable.

Whether you're a three-cups-before-you-function type, an office warrior, a veteran who runs on caffeine, or a gamer who doesn't sleep — this patch belongs on your kit.

Patch Specs

• Size: 2 x 3 inches
• Print: Sublimation — vivid, fade-resistant, photo-quality detail
• Backing: Hook and loop — compatible with Velcro Brand Products panels on jackets, hats, bags, and tactical gear
• Made in USA by Redheaded Productions LLC

Perfect Gift For

Coffee addicts, coworkers, military members, EDC enthusiasts, and anyone with a sense of humor. Gag gift, white elephant staple, or just a patch you buy because it's exactly you.

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