Short Circuit No Disassemble Hat

"Number 5 is alive!" — and he does NOT want to be taken apart. The 1986 sci-fi comedy classic Short Circuit gave us one of the most quotable robots in film history: a SAINT military prototype struck by lightning and zapped into self-aware sentience, who'd rather panic-flee through the streets of Astoria, Oregon than face decommissioning at the hands of NOVA Robotics. "NO DISASSEMBLE!" became Number 5's signature line — a panicked, sputtering protest against being torn down for parts — and it's lived on as a generational catchphrase every time a piece of technology threatens to come apart against its will. This hat is built for '80s movie fans, sci-fi comedy lovers, fans of Steve Guttenberg and Ally Sheedy, robot and AI enthusiasts, software engineers and IT pros who quote it when something breaks, makers and tinkerers, and anyone who grew up wanting Johnny 5 as their best friend.

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Printed on the Port & Company CP80 six-panel twill cap — a structured, mid-profile classic with a hook-and-loop adjustable closure for one-size-fits-most fit. 100% cotton twill construction (80/20 cotton-poly on neon colors). Available in Maroon, Hunter Green, and Black. Ships in 2-4 business days from North Carolina.

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