You Might Be Drunk Morale Patch

The text is supposed to look blurry. That's the whole bit.

The You Might Be Drunk Morale Patch features bold white block lettering with a ghosted double-vision blur effect — because nothing communicates the message quite like making the message itself look like you've had a few. Sober people will squint. Drunk people will point and go "wait... is that..." Yes. Yes it is.

Slap it on your range bag, plate carrier, tactical pack, jacket, or hat and let it do the talking. The loop-side hook-and-loop backing attaches to any hook-side surface, so your gear finally has a sense of humor.

• Original artwork — you won't find this design anywhere else
• Dye-sublimation printed for vivid, fade-resistant color
• Won't crack, peel, or wash out — fully machine washable
• Low-profile fabric construction (no bulky PVC)
• 2 inches x 3 inches — standard morale patch size
• Loop-side hook-and-loop backing
• Designed and hand-finished in High Point, NC

Makes a perfect gift for the beer lover, whiskey enthusiast, bar crawl regular, tailgate legend, or anyone in your crew who has ever needed this particular reminder. White elephant gold. Bachelor party essential. General life advice.

We're a small family-run business in North Carolina, and every patch we make is original art printed with care. Check out the rest of our lineup at RedheadedTshirts.com, or browse our freshest drops in the new patches collection. There's something for everyone — and now there's definitely something for whoever needs this patch most.